8itchin:

so my friend was in Colorado and suddenly this man appears and the paparazzi is going crazy and everyone’s shaking his hand so she goes up to him and she’s going for it but the man just kinda does that finger grasp handshake instead

so she’s standing there like mmmMMM that is NOT how you shake hands. and trying to figure out who he is and he’s just looking kinda amused and she’s still hella judging his handshake technique

the next day there’s a headline in the newspaper “Teenage Girl Doesn’t Recognize Prince Harry” and she’s invited to visit Buckingham palace

and when her mom goes how did you not recognize the prince?? she just goes “he had a PANSY-ASS HANDSHAKE”

(Source: rimmsy)